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The act of putting ur status to offline when infact, ur online
guy 1: man this bitch is so clingy idk what to do
guy 2: just go fake offline man
the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"
"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"
Someone who you know and hang around with in real life; the opposite of online friends.
Online friend: What your plans for next week?
Person: Gonna see my offline friends!
The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.
Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
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when some one really, really hates you.
these are hell. not because they aren't fun, because they can be, but because of one thing. if you don't have internet/wifi, the last thing that comes to your mind is to actually PLAY them. and when you DO play them, which will most likely be when you have internet/wifi...
ADS.
person 1: yoo what do you want to do
person 2: im just gonna play some offline games
person 1: fucking dumbass
When a couple starts seriously dating and makes the decision to delete their dating apps.
We’re officially #offline
Someone that Off-line they are off from the line
FOR PHONE CALLS
Narrator: Sorry, the person you're calling is currently offline.
FOR LINES
(inside a party: there's a cupcake stand that has THE ULTIMATE RAINBOW CUPCAKE)
Person 1: I will wait until it is my turn
Person 2: Same!
Person 4: *saw person 3 go away from the line, thinking he didn't want the cupcakes* In Mind: He's off from the line now, TIME TO STEAL IT