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*kenny dies*
stan “oh my god they killed kenny”
kyle “you bastards!!”
kyle * shakes fist*
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It's when you have a heated argument with another person, and he/she keeps telling you 'oh my God', by implying that they don't want to hear you speak, is when you use the Don't "Oh My God" me, which means you are right, and the person should listen whether he/she likes it or not.
Jennifer: Stop talking and listen to me. He is mine, and you should leave him alone.
Candy: Oh my God, when will you shut up about this?
Jennifer: Don't "Oh My God" me.... you know I'm right about this. He loves me, not you.
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when you realize you're totally bi
rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi
x: my cat gave birth to kittens!
y: oh my god did it sing!?
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Used by Peter Griffin. A girl talks about her Malibu Stacy doll, according to Peter, but nobody cares about it.
I will be using: OMG instead of Oh my god in Oh my god who the hell cares, because of the way he said: Oh my god. It was like a teenage girl would on sweet sixteen or on the on the internet. Just imagine it.
"This is my Malibu Stacy doll, she comes with a comb and an extra dress !"a young girl exclaimed happily
To which peter replies, "OMG Who the hell cares ?"
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WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.
For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby
Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?
Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!
Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...
Brenda: Are you forgetting something
Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!
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When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt
Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up