Caribbean oil spill

When a girl just diarrheas all over you, and covers you like a baby bird.

Little pig boy loves a good Caribbean oil spill before being stepped on like he deserves.

Oil Spill

When a man farts, cums, and instantly falls dead asleep

“Ugh, John Oil Spilled on me last night and I couldn’t push him off! It smelled so bad… I think he may have shit himself!”