Guinness Slump

n.
Guin·ness Slump (gin'iss slump)

1. The state of being on such a long dry spell that it dares to compete for longest slump in history, ergo being submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records.

i.e. Your best excuse for sleeping with someone highly unattractive, but one that gets you made fun of nonetheless.

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Guy 1: Dude Lindsey is lookin' fine tonight man, why don't you jump on that shit? She'd so let you smash.
Guy 2: Dude, I don't even think I remember how to smash. I'm on a fuckin' Guinness Slump here...
Guy 1: LOL!

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Baby Guinness

A shot comprised of 1/2 Baileys or other similar irish cream liquer and Tia Maria or some other coffee liquer, presented in a layered effect to resemble a Guinness.

Pour in half a shotglass of coffee liquer of your choice, then pour the Baileys over a spoon onto the coffee liquer so it rests neatly on top, to resemble the foam head of the Guinness.

"I want another Baby Guinness shot, theyre awesome!

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Guinness shits

When ya drink a pint of the beauty elixir and spend your next 2 years on the toilet

Person 1: Have you seen Tommy? Haven’t heard from him in ages
Person 2: Oh Tommy? Oh man, he’s got the Guinness shits
Person 1: oh fuck rip him then

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Gunny Guinness

A drink consisting of Mikes Hard Cranberry and Guinness, which can help the drinker get out of
“Mamby Pamby” land.

I had a Gunny Guinness to man up and get this done.

Party Guinness

a slang term ONLY FOR a 24 oz tall boy of Pabst Blue Ribbon "established in Milwaukee 1844"

Costumer says, "Do you carry Pbr's?" Bartender, "Yes." Customer "Can I get a party Guinness?" Bartender, "..."

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Guinness Mouthwash

Defecating a thick black sticky turd into someones mouth after a night on the Guinness, before ejaculating on top of it to give the perfect creamy head

Diane couldn't wait for Steve to come back from the pub and give her a hot Guinness mouthwash

Guinness hair

The revolting trend which refuses to die - skanky girls that die their hair in sections, the top being blonde, the underneath black. The victim is under the delusion that the two toned effect is sexy, as well as the delusion that it is still 1999.

Usually teamed with white pants and a boyfriend called Darryl who drives a RX7.

"Ew! Can you smell stale sex and Red Door perfume? Betcha it's that girl over there with the Guinness hair"...

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