boobs

Man's best friends. Not counting his penis.

Guy 1: Damn, dude, did you see the boobs on that chick?
Guy 2: I didn't even notice the chick.

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boobs

The bouncy objects that make men do thing they dont normally do. spend a lot of money,blowoff agendas and etc. But its worth it when you get to suck on dem.

girl-can you lend me 80 bucks for shoppin.

dude-only if you let me suck on your boobs

girl- ok let do this

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boobs

Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.

Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.

Boobs make the world go round.

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boobs

God's most lovely creation.

Boobs are nice...like boobs!

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boobs

breast
tits
jublees
knockers
puppies
bonerizers

(.)(.)-regular ( . )( . )-fat (.) (.)-cleavedge (^)(^)-perkey ( y )-nipleless \./\./-gramma (#)(#)-milked (*)(*)-bitten

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boobs

the mammary glands of female mammals. Used to feed the offspring by secreting a liquid known as milk.
For an odd reason, men find them very alluring.

My, your boobs are large.

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boobs

the reason there are lesbians

i became a lesbian when my college roommate let me feel her boobs

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