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Great Britain island of the cucks, make you bin your knives for the Queen and bend over for Islam.
I heard a chap named Mohammed ran a bunch of people over on cuck island.
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A way of life that describes someone who loves the ocean and lives to enjoy the natures of it. Someone who lives for the beach, the smell of the sea in the air, the feel and taste of the salt grit as the waves crash while sitting under a palm tree watching the sunset with their favorite libation in hand.
Livin the Island Bum Lifestyle
Many people think of RI as the smallest state in the county but in fact it's not a real state but just a whole pile of water.
Rhode Island is a nice place to live if you like to fish, eat seafood and don't mind having your house wiped out by hurricanes every now and then.
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An island where you get one coconut for one sloppy toppy
Coconut man: "Welcome To Coconut Island! If you're hungry, you're going to have to throat my cock for one coconut"
No Coconut man: "Now this just seems really unfair..."
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"No man is an island" means that no one is completely self-sufficient.
Gruff old guy: Some people say "No man is an island." Well, they haven't met Islandman...
*Islandman intro plays*
♪ Islandman, Islandman!
♪ A man who's also a landmass surrounded by water, yeah!
♪ Not a large enough landmass to be considered a continent, but still pretty sizeable!
♪ Islandman, yeah!
Scene 1.
Woman on a boat: Oh no, we're adrift at sea with no land in sight, whoever can we turn to?!
TO BE CONTINUED
Most kick-ass game ever made. A Series of four, all four highly recommended.
Monkey Island 1: Secret of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Monkey Island 3: Curse of Monkey Island
Monkey Island 4: Escape from Monkey Island
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a mole: marijuana + tobacco (if you know what's good, american spirit)
after adding american spirit to a batch of herb, you take a fat shnap. once/if/when the mole is inhaled, the lucky smoker begins the journey, fuhl it. so you've inhaled the smoke, you're feeling that overwhelming sense of light-headed-ness and euphoria - Mookie Island. At first, the feeling is alarming (some of those first timers will yak...some will not such as MC, CM). nothing matters because you're swimming. as you swim, you approach the shores of mookie island, you breathe, you breathe again, and it feels fucking good. you feel the sand, you're almost there. you keep going and yes, you're there. i hope that was fun, that's my life.
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