half and half creampie

As you reach climax while having vaginal heterosexual intercourse you dump half your semen load into the vagina, halfway through ejaculating pull your penis out of the vagina and quickly insert it into the anus where you deposit the rest of your semen load, thus creating the half and half creampie.

Christy :"OMG Mark!!! you feel so good inside me! I want you to come inside my Pussy and Ass! give me that half and half creampie."
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"

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half

Usually a half ounce of chronic that sells for $150. Sometimes it may be a half pound which usually runs about 1.8 g's. A dealer would usually make fifty bux off the half ounce if he sells it at a fair price, that is 50 an eighth. But if you got no scrilla a half might be a half eighth... haha sux for u

Yo man you got word on that half yet?

Hey man I just got that half time to get on my slang.

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Half and Half

A meaning for half high Half drunk.

Man i was Half and Half last night.

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Half

Someone of mixed blood

Hey look at that half: she has chinese eyes but white skin!

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Half and Half Party

A party in which the guys “conveniently” forget to wear pants.

As first mentioned in a classic episode of Billups and McBride.

McBride: "Chet, you know what we should do?"
Billups: "What's that Gabe?"
McBride: "We should throw a half and half party."
Billups: "A half and half party? What's that?"
McBride: "Well, we get some kegs and then the guys show up first and we all start drinking. Then when the ladies show up, we say 'Would you feel more comfortable if we put our pants on?"

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half and halfs

Persons who carry, usually the best genetics of two races. The worlds' best looking women, and the most handsome men, are of mixed ethnic origins. A type of genetic perfection of the homo sapien species is underway due to facility of global communication and transportation systems.

Barack Obama is from the genetic blending of a black man and a white woman. Barack and other half and halfs are still beset by oxymoronic racial stereotypes.

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reverse half and half

a sexual act where the man begins sexual coitus and finishes with ejaculating in his partner's mouth

I gave Susy a 'reverse half and half' last night! And she swallowed like there was no tomorrow....

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