jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

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jog off

British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.

person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!

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Foreskin-jogging

Male masturbation.

Ala: jacking off, beating off, wanking, etc.

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horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

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light jog

The light jog is a term used by heavy drinking Londoners to describe traveling from one pub to the other. This light jog is most often used if the distance from pub A to pub B is more than a 10 minute walk. Screaming "light jog" is important to alart passing bikers so they can assist in setting the pace for the light jog.

ah feck, that pub is 20 minutes away... "Light jog"

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Jogging Dolly

When having sex Pickup your partner and have her standing with complete weight on your penis then while she is stuck in the air you tell her to run.

Hopefully you ate your Wheaties cause it could break off your dick.

Dude you wont believe this but see that cheerleader? ...No the big one. Yah, dude i gave her a Jogging Dolly. Thats why my dick is really sore. Plus i think she has the Herps dude!

Jimmy-Jog

Two meanings:
1. Fit well together, get along, understand one another, vibe.
2. Indirect route to get somewhere.

John and I don't jimmy-jog well. (We don't get along)
You get there by going right and then jimmy-jog over a bit further.