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A very handsome good looking boy, who is loved mostly because of his cuteness and his lovely dimple smile. Every girl wants a wale either as a friend or as a partner. Most of the wales are always good academic subjects, mostly mathematics.
Wales always have that one role model who they can die for. Better get yourself a wale.
Mom: who is your boy friend?!!
Me: wale!!
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Devolved country within the United Kingdom of which no one outside the U.K has ever heard of.
Invaded, conquered & then promptly forgotten about by the English around 700 years ago the Welsh maintain a strong and very one sided rivalry with the their Anglo-Saxon neighbours. The English, to busy maintaining their rivalry with the French take very little notice of this.
Like many countries with a relatively small population and large agricultural base( i.e New Zealand, Australia, Scotland) the people of Wales are the targets, and original victims, of the epithet 'sheep shagger'.
Wales seems to produce an above average output of very attrative ladies (Catherine Zeta Jones,Charlotte Church, inumerable Big Brother contestants) which has been specualted to be the product of either a healthy rural diet, good clean valley air or that they simply evolved this way as the only means of tempting welsh men away from their sheep.
Wales allegedly has it's own language but that fact that it sounds like a horse coughing up phlegm and and all the words contain more vowels than constantants have led many to beleive they're simply taking the piss.
Main exports: Sheep, coal, socalism, Big Brother contestants, pop bands, rugby.
Q. Excuse me, are you English?
A. Fuck off boyo, I'm from Wales.
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wales is mint it jus like england but we get 4goten
ever1 in wales arnt sheep shagers im from wales an were i live theres less sheep than fkin nyc
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a message to you Americans we british doesnt mean english so next time you think of the british don't think about tea think about pwitty fwowers and awesome accents and welsh cakes and people that have the oldest language in europe. think about these things a welshman invented the = symbol
a welshman named mount everest
and we have the oldest record shop in the world
and granted we have more sheep than people in wales but we are kind enough to give them to you unabused
some guy: hey look its a welshie
some guys friend: haha lol twatfag
welshie: throws famous people from wales at them
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A shitty country with shitty weather, full of sheep and towns with names which heavily lack vowels. Love the people though .
"Hey Mom, where are we goin?"
" A little town in Wales called Lhangrythlmndyyfd. "
" What teh FUCK?! "
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Wales is the mid western extremity of the british mainland.
Inhabited by Cymric peoples who are descended from the ancient Britons who were displaced from the rest of Britain by Saxon invaders in the 5th century AD.
Ironically the name Wales comes from the old english 'Waelas' which meant foreigner.
Still bitter against the english after over a thousand years and have in Cardiff City's supporters some of the most violent football fans in europe
'fancy a night out in cardiff?'
'fuck off its in Wales'
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