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One Touch One Bounce abrv.( One T One B) is a playground football game where you have a group of people 2 or more in a circle formation. The aim of the game is to keep playing while trying to get people out. You are only allowed one touch to get someone out or play until someone messes up a kick as well as one bounce although having no bounces are allowed.
You can kick the ball in anyway possible but the other players must be able to reach the ball or else they will be out.
The game can be fast paced and you can do volleys or play it to see how many touches everyone in total gets.
The first person out starts the final by throwing the ball in the middle in the air(between two people) . If the ball bounces between two people and hard to tell who was closer it is 50/50 and no one is out.
Head skank are allowed (headering the ball to someone can be done quickly and takes skill to master}
foot skank are not (kicking the ball purposely at someones feet at high speed and they cannot react quick enough
If the ball hits the kerb and fence and bounces back then play on or if other players could have reached it then you are still in.
Written by some guy who adapted the first version when introduced in our school.
Lets go to the playground and play One Touch One Bounce
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Overwatch's Widowmaker's lie about just needing one bullet to kill an enemy in the opposing team.
Widowmaker voiceline: "One shot, one kill"
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The person that makes you change everything you said you wouldn't ; put it down in every way ; the one you meant to be with ; time enough : able to control without force ; Mesmerizing
Boooooyyyyyyyy, You the one one!
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when chinese guys are selling you stuff you don't want they always go: one dolla! getchar socks on'y one dolla!
Chinese guy: one dolla! one dolla!
Racist: (takes a gun and shoots the chinese guy) get of my fucking country, you bastard!
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"Buy One Get One Me" is used when shopping for a gift for someone and you find something so great that you have to have one, too!
"Hi Mom, Merry Christmas! Here's a cool shirt. I hope you like it. Isn't it cute! I bought one just like it... I got it "Buy One Get One Me!"
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When a person goes to a vending machine intending to buy an item and that item is barely hanging on to the barricade that prevents it from falling. The person then buys the item and two items fall from the same row.
Dude, I went to go buy some sour patch kids and the idiot before me only had a dollar and his sour patch kids got stuck. I got to buy one vend one free.
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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
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