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When a person is placed into the friend zone by someone, but continues to believe that there is still hope
You: "I swear dude, Jessica is so into me."
Friend: "Bro, you are so in the One-Way Friend Zone
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Mainly Kyles. Will accept as much help as possible whenever possible, but will always find a way out reciprocating any favors or just being a helpful, decent human being in general.
Kyle is a one way mother fucker who wants people to do his fence but won’t help anyone else do theirs.
What you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.
Guy (Walking up to you in line): Yo, buy me something!
You: I'll buy you something alright...a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL
Guy: I sincerely apologize. I will now serve my community and donate blood.
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Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.
Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.
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To be leave a public place with a female, usually engaged in the act of kissing, but then after becoming aroused and wanting to take it to the next level discovering the person is a guy in drag. The trip is know as one way as the victim generally is too shell shocked to do anything but cry
About 75% of One Way Trips result in victim being anally ravaged for the night (without Lube)
Man John is drunk, look at that "girl" he's with! Thats a One way Trip if ever I've seen one.
John: Hey guys sorry I left early last night I was feeling ill...AND NOTHING ELSE. As for the limp, I fell over onto a hover...I was alone and wasn't viciously raped
Guys: It's ok John we've all been there.
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Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).
I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.
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1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion
2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.
Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'
Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'
Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '
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