Tuscaloosa one two

To fuck your daughter

Gave her the ole tuscaloosa one two

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One Two punch

The act of urinating (One) in an asshole (Two) and then punching (Punch) the young lady's stomach so that she "releases" the urine.

No intercourse necessary, it can be done for shits and giggles...but you might want to stage a doggy style hook up just to get the position right.

Mom, John gave me a One Two Punch last night, like the one you used to get from dad.

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one-two punch

When you're doing your girl from behind doggy style and without warning you pull out and stick it in her ass.

I gave my girl the one-two punch last night

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the old one two

1. death 2. finality 3. farewell 4. termination 5. destruction 6. killing 7. elimination 8. the dumping of a mate, partner, etc. 9. often sudden defeat 10. disposal 11. riddence (often used with 'give' in all contexts)

I just gave my girlfiend the old one two by showing her the front door for good. I gave the burglar the old one two with my side-by-side shotgun and he will never invade my home again. The older boy gave his little brother the old one two in a fistfight.

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the old one two

Fingering a girl in her vagina starting off with one finger, preferrably the middle finger, and then leading it to using two fingers, typically the middle and index fingers.

Damn dude, I snuck in that fine ladies room last night, and it went down. We started just hangin' but it let to the old one two. Now she's beggin' me to hang.

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One Two Scadoo

Well it’s a one a two and a scadoo! That’s all there really is to it, it’s a common play in sports and a good strategy for any game. Also used for unplanned pregnancy

Coach: we’re gonna run a one two scadoo
Player: one!
Other player: two!
Other other player: and a scadoo!

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one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.

Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.

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