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lay one out

To drop a deuce, dump a load, or otherwise take a crap.

After finishing all that Mexican, I had to lay one out.

by Amsterdizzle July 27, 2006

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squeeze one out

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate

I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

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Knocking one out

A northern slang term for masturbation. To play with oneself, or toss oneself off.

"I'd love to come with you, but I'm in the middle of knocking one out"

by RichieLeBon February 10, 2012

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rub one out

masturbate. The "one" is an orgasm, i.e. rubbing one's genitals to the point of climax. May also refer to a handjob or fingerbang, or more generally, any manual manipulation of genitals.

I got so excited watching her video that I had to rub one out.

by Scarey December 7, 2009

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pump one out

To take a fast shit.

I'll catch up with you guys, I just need to pump one out.

by refugee July 13, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


love one out

A term for masturbation accidentally coined by James Dobson and used by John Oliver.

Dude 1: Hey, wanna go play frisbee golf?
Dude 2: Nah. I'm gonna go love one out.

by Dougedatamazingdog May 21, 2018


stub one out

Expression: To have a wank or to jerk off. A quick act of solo sexual release.

Despite his mother confiscating his phone and banning internet access, young Jimmy still managed to stub one out over a single page swimsuit advertisement received in the junk mail.

by MurkyArmy January 5, 2017