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basically, past tense for re-creating a move from the movie Ong Bak:The Thai Warrior, and using it on an ordinary civilian, usually an emo kid. some of the best include the knee and elbows to the head, and the kick to the face. watch the movie and mix and match your own combinations, then find some emo kids to test it on. they're as passive as hindu cows, until they actually get hurt. then they're like rabbits that had just been shot in the abdomen. FUN ENSUES!
Guy 1: Dude look, some little emos are crossing the street!
Guy 2: HEY THATS J-WALKING!
Guy 1: Get em legs!
*Guy 2 Ong Bak's the emo kids*
Emo kids: *either unconscious or squealing*
Guy 2 Standing over the incapacitated emo kids: Ya'll just got Ong Bak'd!
Guy 1: word
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Mid night sneeker gang meet up be like
DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNN THOSE SNEEKERS SHIT IS BUSSIN ONG ONG
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n. A scrawny, vulnerable, gang bang victim who disguises his ass raping as high-school wrestilng.
Sanders, you lost that match on purpose.
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A popular youtuber twitch streamer who has a cute gamer girlfriend, he is very smooth and cool with the ladies
fuck me kaeven.
hard. KAEVEN ONG UWU
Ryan is a boy has a big head and weird hair with glasses and he loves a girl named Tiffanny who is one of the best friends you'll ever have, and she is too good for Ryan. He has a deep connection to Po from the Teletubbies (vodka) and his order from in n out will always be double double animal style with cheesy fries.
i order animal style fries sometimes
maybe 3x3 animal style if im feeling hefty
-oh wow ryan ong is trying to be funny-
Ace ong is a name that's synonym to ugly.
Person 1: Look at that guy with the pimples, wide forehead and crosseyes!
Person 2: He's definitely an ace ong, maybe even kai jie.