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Stands Online

A game on the online gaming platform known as Roblox that is based off of the series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

In the game, you roll completely randomized stands. The body, the head, the moves, color, the pose, and everything else is randomized. But, it's very hard to get anything good and the game is very unforgiving to the point where it almost seems like it's designed to fuck you over. Despite this, it is quite addicting though it has caused many to develop anxiety and fall into depression.

There is a theory that girls can get custom stands for free by pleasing the developers. There are also some members in the community who are friends with staff thus unfairly granting them free shit. In the Discord server there are frequent giveaways though they are either bad or suspiciously, people who already have really good stands or are friends with admins win. Most of the staff are actually heartless and don't care about the people who play the game. One of the developers is also known for being bad at taking jokes. Some of the staff including the owner once started an immense chain spam and then muted anyone who joined in, and even muted some people who were completely innocent. Allegedly, the admins are pedophiles who exchange customs for nudes from under aged girls.

If you are mentally ill or don't desire to develop a gambling addiction, then don't play this game.
If you're charismatic or an attractive female, you could easily get free shit.

Girl: After I turned on facecam in the Stands Online Discord server the staff offered me free customs!
Boy: No fair, I've literally been grinding for over 1000 hours and I haven't gotten anything at all good.

by Bawxol March 19, 2021


online Oxford

This is a sarcastic comment regarding online diploma mill degree quality.

Man, which online Oxford did that clown get their degree from?

by I, Wreckerrr April 21, 2021


Online School

Absolute fucking hell on earth.

We are forced to do this shit, and the government doesnt care that we are all getting depression, anxiety..
And as a plus, the teachers force more shitty assignments on us that dont even teach us anything.

Jack: I fucking hate Online School. I think I'm getting depressed.
Bob: Me too, me too.

by Gootzie August 8, 2020

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online predator

1.) (n.) a sexual predator who uses chat rooms, instant messenging, or social networking sites for the purpose of flirting with and meeting others for illicit sexual experiences. Pedophiles, hebephiles, and pederasts who encourage secret meetings or solicite sex with their targeted demographic through these methods are considered to be online predators.

2.) A mammal belonging to Order Carnivora (tigers, grizzly bears, timber wolves, wolverines, raccons, etc.) with an internet connection.

1.) Doug is an online predator. He's in chat rooms or on MSN all day trying to hook up with young girls. What a sicko.

2.) Zippy the Squirrel was killed by an online predator. I didn't even know that a grizzly bear could type!

by Blenderhead1991 May 14, 2009

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Online School

The worst thing ever.
Boring Lessons.
Waste Of Time.

Today, Online School Was Announced And Everybody Got Pissed

by Didier Drogba March 30, 2020

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chronically online

someone who doesn't need to use this website for every new word.

person 1: "hey did you hear about that new game that released?"
person 2: "that game was fr mid no cap ratio+L"
person 1: "when was the last time you saw the sun you chronically online fuck?"

by MoistQuasar December 7, 2022

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Terminally Online

A person who is considered β€œTerminally Online” is a man/woman who constantly sits on the internet, with barely any outside time, and almost 0 human interaction, other than online arguments

Person A: Hey, have you heard of {Blank}?
Person B: Yeah, that guy is terminally online!

by TheInternetSnake October 28, 2022

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