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Seeing life through weed colored glasses.
"Hey, where you high when you wrote this? Cause this message sounds cannabinoidely optimistic. "
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Depressing, yet somehow optimistic. Typically used when something bad has happened and a pathetic attempt is made to be optimistic about it. It often leads to feeling more depressed.
This would be depressingly optimistic:
Someone you've had a crush on that you couldn't work up the nerve to talk to dies. Trying to be optimistic, you tell yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to stress over trying to ask her out.". Depression sets in when you realize how much you wanted to try.
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The transformer with the most positive outlook on life.
Optimist Prime thinks the world is a beautiful place even when Negatron is destroying it.
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Looking at the bright and disturbingly hilarious side of a situation while never sacrificing the reality of that situation
Some say the divorce rate for marriage is going up while I say the death rate for marriage is going down. That is what optimistic nihilism is.
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Someone who dress's in a Gothic fashion, but looks on the brighter side of things.
goth kid: I hate the fucking caff food* under his breath
optimist goth : sigh* at least its cheap
When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).
Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.
Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.
Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.
Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.