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Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.
Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.
Slang term for participating in underground fight clubs.
"Dude, I almost killed him in full contact origami."
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Getting a peer, co-worker, or supervisor a corporate write-up up just because you dislike them or because they have caused you some inconvenience.
Rex is pissing me off today, imma origami bitch slap that bastard!
Jessica didn't sweep up after her shift last night and i had to do it when i opened this morning, I'm gonna get her origami bitch slapped.
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The latest instance of the Mushroom Kingdom’s Toad infestation, TTYD fans grow ever more enraged with the lack of unique characters. In this one, you save the world from an edge lord with an inflated ego.
Fans of the original Paper Mario trilogy tend to be conflicted by the release of Paper Mario: The Origami King
A video game made by Nontendo for the Nontendo Swooch. It follows the story of Paper Maper who goes through a poopercraft world to defeat King Kolly, the Origami Korigami. Paper Maper encounters the members of the Legion of Shittinary (Colored Nerf Darts, Trash Can, Pliers, YAPE, Knife and Gun.) The game makes you pull your eyeballs out after 1 hour of playing it. Made famous because of Juno Songs.
Juno: You can purchase Paper Maper: The Origami Korigami at the local StameGop.
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This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.
Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?
A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression