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A mythical semiaquatic mammal. It is believed to have evolved from the weasel family sometime around the dinosaurs or somethin. It has fur, an elongated body, and feet built for swimming. The idea of this creature existing is hilarious but has story origins dated to the early 2000’s in north Florida, USA.
“You guys, look, it’s an otter!”
“Jaclyn, that’s not an otter, it’s a godamn floating stick again.”
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A large bowel movement that is a rich brown color. A plop in an otter like shape.
" Alas Kind Reynold! That butt otter kept me on the crapper for hours!" exclaimed Sweet Rueben.
The opposite of Bear Mode. Peak physical condition for someone who wishes to remain skinny yet tone.
Otter Mode: Michael Phelps.
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A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.
Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.
I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.
My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.
My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.
To lather ones taint with Vaseline, then sitting in a fine powder, preferably and most often sawdust, a variation on the other aquatic mammal referencing female genitalia: the beaver.
Stacey pocketed the Vaseline and made her way to her fathers workshop to give herself a
dusty otter.
the uncontrollable cough/throat tickle you get when eating an otter pop treat.
Damn that otter cough was intense, why does somthign so tasty make you cough?
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someone who licks out girls bellybuttons
Guy1: oh i dan ottered her so hard last night
Guy2: wow i wish i could get some bellybutton action :/
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