Random
Source Code

Outdoor Accountant

An accountant is usually an indoor type, therefore is not accustomed to the outdoor world. In times of crisis an accountant, when doing a shit job, will be banished to the outdoors to live amongst the wilder.

Didn't you hear? Kyle was that shite at work, I heard he's now an outdoor accountant..

by baaailelleee January 26, 2024


Outdoorable

Any indoor item that can be used outdoors without getting ruined by the elements.

Me- I'm going to go get my favorite chair to sit on outside with you guys.
Them - what? you're favorite indoor chair? Won't it get ruined and dirty?
Me- No! It's OK, it's totally outdoorable.

by Misty Partly Cloudy July 15, 2022


Outdoor Chick

Girl with a short skirt and a long jacket, who thinks she's massively outdoor but can't belay jack shit in real outdoor situations.

Huge fan of Netflix and Clitoris, but otherwise doesn't know anything about the modern pop-culture (or culture in general) - she thinks Gandalf killed Voldemort during the duel of the fates in Star Wars episode III. She's a skiing unicorn, rarely to be seen as she often encounters stability problems due to her massive balls of steel.

She loves soups, thinks she can cook Halusky but means noodles. Suffers from serious hairshrink but tells people it's convenient.

"I went skiing with the Outdoor chick once, the legend says she's still out there looking for Gandalf."

You: "Yo Dude, let's go climbing."
Me: "Yeah, sure! But don't tell Zuzi, because you know she has climbing dickfingers and we'll die..."

"I was once invited for Halusky dinner over to Zuzi's. I arrived and there were no people and no halusky so I had to cook them myself. I complained and was never invited again."

Average Joe: "Bruh, she's so hot!"
Another average Joe: "Yeah I feel you bro, but now imagine her without that damn hairshrink, she'd be so out of your league"

Average Fero: "Hey dude, do you know who's in the mountains more often than Zuzi - the outdoorchick?"
Average Duro: "Snow?"

Average Fero: "The Mountain Goats, screaming like people"

by fish supreme April 23, 2019


Orangutan outdoor activities

It is another way to say gorilla tag without looking so goofy ahh

Lets go play some Orangutan outdoor activities

by Goofy ahh Monkey toucher May 31, 2022


great outdoors

Slang for cocaine, specifically in reference to the purchase or sale of medium-grade or average cocaine.

“I got 80 bucks to put down on some great outdoors tonight, wanna throw in?”

by jarebear<3 March 20, 2019


Outdoor Adamson

It’s when your such a fucking lad and top shagger that instead of keeping it in the bedroom, you use your extensive knowledge of top shagging to then do it outside too!

Did a outdoor Adamson last night, it was good.

by Big J B July 19, 2022


VF outdoor

Today I got very drunk with my wife and went to work at VF outdoor.

VF outdoors useless, I had a boner at VF outdoor, without VF outdoor I would always be broke, VF outdoor made me think too much, after I got off of work at VF outdoor I was free.

by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021