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Getting hit by a Wii controller because the strap broke.
MOM!!! Kevin gave me an ow-wii
The painful injury incurred from a vigorous Wii Fit exercise session.
I have an Ow Wii between my neck and shoulder from too many Wii Fit hula-hoop catches.
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A town near Baltimore, Maryland in which there is absolutely nothing for the teenage population to do. They eat, sleep, blaze, have sex, and get drunk often on a weekly basis. The mall is overrun with criminals so nobody shops there out of fear of being mugged, raped, or on lucky days, both. Owings Mills High School offers a below average high school experience, resulting in a large amount of transferred students to Franklin High School or private schools in the area. To shop, most teens leave OM to seek better places to socialize such as Towson, Columbia, or Hunt Valley. Otherwise theyre poppin bottles every weekend.
1-"Lets hit up Owings Mills mall yo."
2-"Dude, are you high?"
1-"Good call. Let's hit Towson instead."
2-"Fuck that. Imma go to some Owings Mills party and get wasted."
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Hilarious misuse of a word, gross misspelling, or a grammatical error so egregious that the meaning of the sentence is completely lost to all who attempt to read it.
Improper Conjugation: "The photo was actually the third time I meet him"
Ending Sentence with Comma (and other mistakes): "What he ment to say for me, was I was a ball boy for Antoine Walker,"
Just Confusing: "What are article?"
Word Swapping: "Yeah, I was always from my 'desk.'"
Usage: "I think you have to read that email from right to left it has so many Luu-ow's in it"
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The name of a male madly and deeply in love with a woman called Mary Alice now and forever. Three things he's good at are fucking, fishing and fighting. This will never end and these are never ending facts.
That Joel Owings belongs with Mary Alice.
Owings Mills is a fairly large and densely populated town in Baltimore County, MD / a Baltimore suburb, northwest of Baltimore CIty.
Owings Mills is most famous, locally that is, as having a very large increase in its Black population from the mid 90's thru present, triggering alot of "white flight" to surrounding towns and Counties, like Carroll County, which has a MUCH less diverse population. Owings Mills Mall, once one of the finest in the entire state of Maryland, has fallen victim to this change....originally a high end fashion Mall when in opened in 1986, it has now lost its way, with a very large number of vacant store fronts and lack of customers. The sharp increase in crime at the Mall hasn't helped matters either.
Once an "up and coming" premier Baltimore hotspot of thriving businesses and a booming housing market, Owings Mills has, over the past decade, deteriorated to a "not so nice" place to live or have a thriving business.....unless you are a bail bondsmen, that is.
Owings Mills Baltimore County crime Carrol County Owings MIlls Mall racial diversity white flight
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he is a very cool guy in school, he is a funny and nice guy sometime good and sometimes bad so yeah.
if you have a friend called bryan/ bryan ow, NICE!
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