Random
Source Code

pad

fart, or bad or fowl smell

god damn did you have to pad

OMG HE JUST HAD THE WORST PAD EVER

sara is a pad

sara pads like a cow

by The boy 01 January 20, 2008

9πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


pad

Noun: PAD- Acronym for PittsburghAfterDark, legendary video game cheater and message board braggart.

Adjective (Past tense): PAD'd. Restoring all lost items in a video game by asking PittsburghAfterDark to make you new ones through cheating methods.

PittsburghAfterDark is ruining video games all cheaters should be hunted.

PittsburghAfterDark helps out gamers in need "I had all my items deleted! Time to get PAD'd!".

by EmperorLarryLand June 18, 2003

7πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


PAD

Simple Explanation: Play All Day

David and Natalie are such PADs. They Play All Day and have no lives.

by Retard McFlurry December 23, 2007

5πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


PAD

Post alcoholic dump

Dude, I just had the biggest PAD ever!

by Gasha Gaydon January 22, 2011

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


sperm pad

A feminine napkin worn after sex which ended with a creampie .

My boyfriend shot such a huge load in me that had to wear a sperm pad for the rest of the day.

by TheMood March 24, 2017

135πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ghost Pads

An elite squad of Fortnite players.

Made up of XCX Courtney, Petros9000 and RootedWand81062

1: omg we just lost again, who are we playing against right now?
2: they’re the Ghost Pads, we will never beat them

by Nocapsjustfacts November 8, 2021


Landing Pad

A layer of toilet paper (usually somewhere between 3 and 8 pieces) laid down on the surface of water within the toilet bowl before one has a bowel movement. This layer of toilet paper, or β€˜landing pad’, serves a 3-fold purpose: (1) To prevent the dreaded splashback effect caused by the fecal displacement of water; (2) To soften the β€œKER-PLUNK!” sound that often occurs when feces breaks the surface tension of the water (this is particularly effective because the toilet paper disables the properties of water’s surface tension by acting as a semi-permeable membrane, a sort of dampening medium between water and air; further, the speed of the displacement of the water is lessened, which makes for a much softer noise); and (3) To bring about an awareness of the TP supply before use, negating any chance that one might have a bowel movement, only to look over and notice that there is no toilet paper.

Johnny: "Dude, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time last night. Halfway through the night I realised that I needed to take a massive dump, which was uncomfortable because the bathroom was next to the living room where they were sitting, and the house was dead quiet"

Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"

Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"

by JPaps January 8, 2011

153πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž