painted

Having bowel movement during or after anal sex

While having anal sex with here, when I pulled out he painted all over me!!!

8👍 14👎

Painted

When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.

I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.

21👍 52👎

Paint

computer program with no use other than giving bored people something to do or giving people the ability to cut out the right hand side of a picture in less than ten seconds.

/hey look at that picture!/ 'Yeah, I did a paint job on it'

10👍 22👎

in the paint

being put in a bad or embarassing situation

Chuck: "Damn I forgot about my junior paper!...its due tommorow!"

Alfred: "That's sad dude, yo ass in the paint foreal"

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painting

when two people are fighting

boy1: yo what happened at school

boy2: ah man, dem niggas was painting

8👍 25👎

Paint

Marijuana.

Also known as Mary Jane, Chronic, Fire, Reefer, Cheeba, Green, Dirt, Skunk, Smoke, Bud, Herb, Smokey Treat...

I got to go hit up Mr. Green Jeans and grab another couple gallons of paint.

10👍 35👎

Paint

To be boring, like to watch paint dry.

Andy: Do you fancy going out this weekend?
Doug: No, I can't be bothered.
Andy: You are paint pal!

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