Paperism

A cult in which you use paper for writing instead of typing. Paperists often believe that cell phones cause cancer. They also seem to think paper is unlimited. Paperists are often boomers who don't know how to type or use a computer

Boomer: I support paperism, I do not want to use these fancy gadgets

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papering

The act of writing an essay, research paper, or report.

Since I have a research paper due tomorrow, I will spend the entire night papering.

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Paper

Something that teachers don’t like being thrown in the classroom.

*throws paper ball*
Teacher: *picks up paper ball”
Teacher: WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER YOUR MOMS A HOE

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papers

Written documents, usually of some importance.

Papers! Vut papers?

"The Great Escape"

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papering

When people "cyber" on paper and pass it back and forth.

Example #1:
Person 1: *fucks*
Person 2: *moans*
Person 1: *finishes*

Example #2:
Ira: GOOOOOOOOO HARRRRRDER!!!! *humps*
Tak: *pushes harder* (writing seems darker) If I go any harder, I might have to sharpen my pencil soon!
Ira: I DON'T CARE! KEEP GOING HARDER!!! I LIKE THE BOLD PRINT, BABEH!

Example #3:
Random Person 1: Hey, sexeh! You wanna go papering later?
Random Person 2: Sure thing, baby! Just let me go get some more paper, I have a feeling this might be a long one.

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Paper

Something on which you write on

Im gonna cum
Let me write that down on this paper

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papered

When someone gets many objects thrown at them, perhaps some sticking and causing a mess, like so many pieces of paper.

Dude that mob of angry cafeteria workers just papered you with moldy lunch meat.

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