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The product of the emulsiphication of tree pulp. Generally used for writing on by civilized peoples, but also for wiping ones buttocks and for printing money on. Additionally, the second worst strategy in the game Scissors-Paper-Rock.
Me: Dude, can a I borrow a sheet of paper?
You: I need it..
Me: Scissors-Paper-Rock?
You: Sure
* Scissors.. Paper.. Rock! *
You: Paper!
Me: Scissors!
Me: pwned! Everyone knows that u pick scissors!
You: meh
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Past tense of throwing rolls of toilet paper over a house, tree, yard, car, and other personal property/belongings. Typically conducted by one's team/squad/mates under cover of darkness such as 1 to 3 am.
True friends will sometimes drop by early the next morning to call your attention to the fact you've been papered, laugh about it, deny being the paperer and perhaps even help you pull it down out of the 386 foot oak tree in the front yard.
Is oddly perpetrated against true friends and universally loathed personages. Casual acquaintences are never papered.
Also: Wrapped, streaked (as in 'the roll streaked over the roof')
Between movies we cruised out and papered Dave's house, the best part was when it rained later.
We papered the Sheriff's house last night, that guy is such a tool.
We wrapped the shit outta Rachel's place last night. We even used their hose to wet it all down.
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Cut my finger on that mf too many damn times
Me: cut my finger
Fren: how?
Me: mf paper
My friend: Oh no your paper beat my rock!
The 2 of us: *Make out violently*
Used to write on, cut people with, made into a airplane, defeats rock, edible, it is made from the paper tree.
I threw a rock at the paper tree and it... was defeated.
Woo I'm getting off papers in time for 4/20! No more piss tests!
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Swahili slang word (specifically Kenyan) used to describe someone in a very drunk state
OMG that dude is so papers
what happened last night? Me I remember nothing, as in I was too papers!
you can't drive you're papers
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