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The title of the second volume in Kubo Tite's Bleach manga.
Goodbye Parakeet, Goodnite My Sista features Kuchiki Rukia on the cover.
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A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself.
Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?
Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker!
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Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".
~The Myth~
It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.
~The facts~
In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.
Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.
It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"
Bob: "You need help..."
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I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!
The act of getting head, and before ejaculation pulling away quickly, shouting "Polly!" And quickly attempting to cum in her armpit. If failed, it is known as "The Parakeets Serenade".
Me: I tried getting in a dinty parakeet last night.
Bro: What? Did you?
Me: Still singing that sad serenade.
When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal
Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.