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Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.
Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.
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People who claim your childhood and make your life hell.
They can be fucking assholes sometimes and perfect angels others.
Make sure u clean yr room!
"Clean your fucking room james" my Parents shouted.
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fucking morons that ruin kid's lives. All they ever do is nag, and makes up the gayest excuses to ruin ur life. Kids are forced to keep billions and billions of secrets from their parents because all parents ever do is ruin their lives
~I had a girlfriend until my parents found out
~I wasted my march break at gayass programs, their excues " taking this week off from school is for kids to exceed school standards by going into different programs"
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Being a parent. (Children optional.) (I mean, seriously, if it were about children the term would mention children.) (But it's "parenting," which means it's all about me, the parent, and the child, if any, is merely an accessory, like my handbag or my iPhone.) (Only more expensive.)
My mother and father all but killed themselves raising my brothers and sisters and me. I'm so glad my generation invented parenting instead.
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the people who made you, you may like of dislike them. they are constantly annoying and almost always embarassing you. they are nazis who it is impossible to argue with even if their wrong and they know it, becasue they can just "It's over!!" and if you continue with the argument theres consequences, such as grounding or suspended alouence. they can never see anything from your point of view, and for some reason we have to ask them if were "allowed" to do something or get something. they control our lives.
Parents are the contorlers of our lives.
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One thing Harry Potter doesn't have
Harry potter has no parents
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The people that make you then try to control you. You MAY or MAY NOT like them. Unless you wanna become a social reject i suggest you rebel AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Between curfew and making u look stupid as hell i think you'd agree with me.
My parents made me a social reject my entire life. When i was a kid they made me dress in cheap ass clothes that were undersized and beat up k-swiss to school. (Im BLACK what tha fuck do i look like wearin a fuckin moldy v-neck!?) When i told them i was bein picked on they basically told me to "shut the fuck up". (imagine spending 10 years of your life feeling/looking like crap while your step-mom precedes to spend your DAD's money to buy a fuckin house an 2 cars)
When i finally did start to make "friends" (when they werent insultin me) my peoples would make gay ass rules like be home at 9 (never mind the fact that your avergage MIDDLE SCHOOLER comes home at like midnight these days) yeah way to turn me into the group's killjoy.
Now that im a teenager i gotta get a job n i cant/shouldnt be askin them for money. OK, Thats cool but HOW DA FUCK ARE YOU GONNA MAKE A FUCKIN 16 YEAR PAY YOU BACK FOR INSURANCE THAT THE GOVERNMENT MADE YOU PAY FOR.
In conclusion, while parents may feed you n give you a place to live they can also turn you into a low selfesteem havin piece of shit
When i move away im GONE for good....
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