Pasty

A term to describe someone or something that is extremely unfashionable.

''Mate, that shirt is a pasty''
''Have you seen TG today? He's looking like a proper pasty''

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pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

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Pasties

Drugs. A way of being able to admit to a friend that you are on drugs, without it being so obvious that every bobby this side of Tibet arrests you in three minutes. A pasty is someone on drugs, and so therefore a Cornish Pasty is a drugged up person from the Cornwall area of Great Britain.

'Dude, I'm so totally hammered with pasties.'

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pasty

A large pastry that a young fellow named Michael Spinks has reportedly banged.

I would not advise trying to visualise this event.

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Pasty

A word used to describe a woman of reasonable attraction.
This pasty can be graded using precious metals to express the intensity of the attraction.

1.
Jim: Met some pasty at the weekend!

Chaz: sweet man! how good?

Jim: Golden at the least.

2.
"Mate, i seriously smashed platinum pasty last night!"

3.
"Golden pasty is a right dirty bitch, Fucking love it!"

4.
"I'd fucking ruin that pasty"

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Pasty

An ugly fat chick with low self respect.

There's no way that pasty is comin' with us.

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Smashing Pasty

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

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