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Patient Zero Day

As "Patient Zero" refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, Patient Zero Day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is Jesus Christ. (Patient Zero Day is Easter).

"Happy Patient Zero Day! Did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?"

by seepyseedy April 1, 2013

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.

by vernon February 3, 2004

53πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


cancer patient lookin ass

A little cunt ass bitch that looks like a 4 ft tall banana lookin ass cunt bitch boy and sells his man pussy for money for his cocane addiction (he’s gay too)

What a funny lookin cancer patient lookin ass

you got there fella

by Boiiwantthisusername December 4, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


whore patient

A long-term (or frequent flyer) patient in a hospital, rehab, or nursing home. After some time has passed, the patient has been taken care of by each staff member at least once.

Charge Nurse: John you're taking care of 420 today, sorry its your turn.

RN John: Aww man! I know they're nice and all, but they can be so needy. What a whore patient

Patient: Nurse I need the bedpan again

by NurseNastay October 4, 2022


What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

by Buechel July 24, 2022


Complete Mental Patient

Another name for the country of Croatia during World War II

Person 1: Dude, did you ever read about Croatia in World War II
Person 2: Yeah, It was a Complete Mental Patient

by Depresso Much December 19, 2023


Mental Patient

What I call myself.

Person 1: I think murder’s okay πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ /j
Person 2: You mental patient

by Superjuliam October 15, 2021