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Pearl Harbored

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Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.

Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11 attacks were linked to Iraq.

The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.

This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.

Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.

"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"

"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?
You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"

by Dovetchka December 24, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


pearl harbor

When you're having intercourse in the vaginal region with a female and you "pull out" and quickly shove it in her anal cavity and continue with rough butt sex.

Good 'ol was fuckin' dem bitches down by da water and gave his bitch a Pearl Harbor

by Brad November 22, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pearl Harbor

The act of completely plastering the bowl of a toilet after eating too much Oriental food.

Bill: Man, Chu really Pearl Harbored my toilet. Took forever to get the stank out of the bathroom.
James: Yea, those Japs really piss me off.

by fuckinghajis20 February 17, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


pearl harbor

When a girl is getting banged from behind and one of the dudes buddies runs in the room and busts in her face outta no where.

Slut 1: Last night at that party I met this super hot guy Caleb, but when he was nailing me his buddy Dan ran in and blew his load right in my face!

Slut 2: I remember my first pearl harbor.

by El Beardo October 25, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pearl Harbor

1; Where America lost her "Virginity"
2; Also could mean, Death while you sleep.
3; The lose of 2,403 American Warriors Lives, while Honoring their "Country & Flag"
4; Where 2 Honorable men where made "Scapegoats" for others blame.
5; Alawys learn from others mistakes.

Garden of Edan & Hororable Memories

by Bernie Russo December 8, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


pearl harbor

a mixed-drink consising of a jaegerbomb plus hawaiian punch: 1 part jaegermeister, 1 part red bull, 1 part hawaiian punch.

dude, i hate jaegerbombs. hook me up with a pearl harbor, instead.

by swankbomb May 2, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


pearl harbor

A woman's vagina (usually) after losing her virginity, because it's full of bloody semen...

It hurt soooooo bad when John and I finally made love last night... I ran to piss afterwards and the toilet looked like Pearl Harbor!

by The fool 383 April 8, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž