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A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers
“He is a total mathew pearson”
“Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”
The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu
"I love Rob Pearson"
The lit-est dad anyone could ever ask for.
Wow, Dwight Pearson is SO lit.
The perfect alpha male, he may not have the biggest dick in the world but he makes up for it by supplying wonderful nights of pleasure and even laughter.
Oh you were at Chad Pearsons last night? You must have had one of the best nights ever!
To be utterly inappropriate in a relationship with someone under the age of 17.
Also a phrase used for a man who enjoys drinking another mans baby batter.
Look at the pearson over there pretending to read the paper in front of the school.
Adj (discriptev, usualy of a male) Verry Hot, Generally smart. abnormaly good at video games. has the bigest penis you have ever seen.
Girl one: Oh my gosh that guy looks so pearson right now
Girl two: he's got straight A's too
This guy can lead a flock of cows like nobody's business, and he can also lead a herd of worms like it nothing. Hes a natural worm farmer obviously and he has won the tree climbing contest 69 years and running.
Guy 1: did u see that guy flock up all the Galapagos.
Guy 2: he must of been pearson