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A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.
Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.
I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide
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Once in a hairdressers I asked what the haircut was called with the spiky beckhamesque look, that all commoners now have. Close to Chavs you will see these people walking around in suit jackets, bleached jeans with attached chain, white shoes and white belts. Topman now makes clothes entirely for them. They actually think they look cool but are 1980's throwbacks. See Rod Stewarts hair for comparison. Anyway, the correct name is faux-hawk apparently but it took me several months to find this information out. Somehow I had the word Pecan in my head from what I had believed the hairdresser had said to me. Now when I see these losers I will often laugh amongst close friends pointing at the stupid fucking Pecans.
Bleached Jeans
Suit Jacket
Beckham Hair
1980's fighter pilot glasses
80's belt
T-shirt with writing on it.
Designer stuble
Walk like a right cunt
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The act of crushing a pecan to a sand like consistency then throwing into your partners vagina mere seconds before penetration
Last night I gave Demi a pecan sandy. The rough texture on my underbell felt amazing. She was pissed though, turns out she was allergic
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Can be used as an adjective or as a proper noun. It can be used to describe someone as gross, cringey, disgusting, nasty, absolutely horrendous, ghetto, or completely garbage. It can also be used as a nickname for someone who follows the description above.
Wow that’s so butter pecAn.
Oh my God did you see butter pecAn’s outfit today??
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I'mma hills at that Butter Pecan Rican girl over there.
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A group of 5 or more guys jerk off into a martini glass with sand around the rim, last one to cum drinks the entire concoction, or a willing/non-willing victim/individual must drink said concoction, they are not permitted to enjoy it.
“The cum and sand from the pecan sandy is crusted up against the sides of my throat”
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