Pelican Jesus

(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.

(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul

Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.

Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.

Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.

Angry pelican

When you are giving it to your girl doggy style and you reach around and stuff a raw fish In her mouth... You then grab ahold of the front of her thighs and throw yourself backwards causing her to fly through the air like an angry pelican

Tom: hey Dave what was all that banging I heard in your room last night Dave: I gave Cindy an angry pelican and she flew into the bookcase

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clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

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Screaming Pelican

Whilst having sex on the beach, the male withdraws his penis, rubs it in the sand, and then re-penetrates. The name is obviously derived from the females reaction. Originated in Naples, FL

"How was your date with Skylar at Vanderbilt Beach last night?" "Horrible! That bastard gave me a Screaming Pelican!"

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pelican fucker

Anybody who works for BP or Exxon.

Tony Heyward is a pelican fucker and owes an infinite debt to society.

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Pelican Dan

A musical pelican named Dan, perhaps the only one of its kind. Often referred to as "Pelly"

1) Listen to Pelican Dan drop this tune, its a bloody dream.

2)It looks like Pelican Dan has got something in his bill.

3)Pelican Dan's crew are known as The Bill.

Pelican Throat

A gifted cock sucking female with porn star talent for deep throating. She can engulf and suck down a long fat cock like pelican taking a fish in it's throat pouch.

Let Rachel suck your dick braaaaahhh. She's a pelican throat.

That prostitute I picked up last night was a pelican throat. She took all 10 and the balls and rarely came up for air.