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The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.
Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!
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The nectar of the gods.
Loaded with about 33mg of caffeine per can.
Pepsi completely crushes coke.
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Devil Juice, Crap, Worse than Coke.
"Hey Earl do you wanna get me a pepsi?"
"Hell naw thats devil juice"
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imitation coca-cola. Everything about it is a rip-off of coke, and always WILL be. That just shows you how original pepsi REALLY is, you know. Why don't you just drink your diarrhea problems away to Britney Spears and Beyonce songs it you like it, you terd of toast!
Pepsi may have cocaine in it, wherein coke USED to have it, and pepsi may be involved with the Black Market too.
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A more specific word for dipshit. This guy has his hair gelled every day, is early for work or school every day, is a pervert, uses medication to fix all of his health problems, has the new stuff and trends in life, he trys his best at life to be perfect and happy. He usually is a son of a soccer mom, is a A+ student, and loves everyone. He is wealthy.
"You got the $500 new type of Ipod and drive a corvette to school? You my friend are a Pepsi."
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Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.
I think I'll have a Pepsi.
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the cutest dog you will ever see in your life. she has black fur and is very shaggy looking. she HATES squeaky toys because of her huge ears and she is always ready to play shes packed with energy for such a little lil puppy!
stop! pepsi dont chew on the piece of paper !
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