Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.
Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere?
(While casually stepping down upon his glasses)
You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.
A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.
"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."
"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."
1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.
2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.
Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.
I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.
Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.
Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.
A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.
Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.