Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.
Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere?
(While casually stepping down upon his glasses)
You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.
A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.
"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."
"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."
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1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.
2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.
Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.
I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.
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A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.
Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.
A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.
Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.