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Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.
Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere?
(While casually stepping down upon his glasses)
You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.
A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.
Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.
A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.
Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.
Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.
"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."