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A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.
Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.
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Sperm, spunk, ejaculation, cum, seed, jizz, semen.
(Credit Joe W)
I'd totally clem phlegm over her titties
The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.
“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”
A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.
That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.
when maddi and martha laugh together uncontrollably:)
maddi: PANGSKEVEKSBDNNS BF BD *cough cough* its the phlegm 🙄
Those hard bits of lung you cough up and you think its something you ate but your wrong....
Man I coughed up this big chunk of what I thought was corn but I remembered that I had not eaten corn so I realized what it was.......it was..........phlegm-corn!!!!
The thick, clingy cum that hangs off your penis when you pull out of your mate.
"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."