The Pig

Whilst engaging in Hard Anal or conventional doggy sex, the giver leans over the top of the recievers head inserting their middle and index finger into the recievers nostrals. The giver then pulls back thus creating "the pig"

I moved from the donkey punch to the pig and made a right mess..............

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Pig

Police officer. (next chinese zodiac word: Rat

That pig keeps followin me!

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pig

Loves NFL on Sunday. Loves beer. Loves underdogs. Loves Rocky Balboa. Loves relying on pure instinct and senses. Loves taking leaps of blind faith. Loves being ignorantly in bliss. Loves the smell of a freshly baked lasagna. Loves phrases like "haya doin" , "fughettaboutit", "stopppp it", or "get outta town". Loves referring to spouse as "the wife." Loves seeing lazy animals (eg. pig dog). Loves to sleep - and last but not least - loves other pigs.

1. "Hunny, come help me get this out of the basement"
"Baby, it's Sunday. Go get me and the guys some beer. Oh and get a pizza while you're at it"
"God you're such a pig sometimes."
"I know but I love it."

2. "I really have no idea what your hand is, but my pig instincts tell me you're bluffing, haya DOIN"

3. "How'd you know I was cooking lasagna?"
"Don't worry about it. It's pig stuff."

4. (petting lazy dog) "This dog reminds me of my son. A true pig"

5. "You comin' tonight Tony?"
"Yea yea, fughettaboutit. Lemme just settle things with the wife real quick"

6. Saying "haya doin" in place of "bye".

7. "Gotta love Rocky. He fights for us true pigs"

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Pig

Those bastards that can't fly.

Kid: mom, can I have a pony?
Mom: when pigs fly.
Kid: weeeeeAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Pig

An officer of the law

i was speeding so a fucking pig pulled me over

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pig

The term "pig" comes from the novel by George Orwell, called Animal Farm.

In this book the animals feel as though the farmer uses and abuses the them, so the pigs decide they should revolt. In the end the pigs play all the other animals and take over.

Originally, this story was about communism.

This explains the reason cops are pigs. Cops are supposed to protect and help the people, but in the end they are just two faced and are quick to throw a brother in the pen.

All cops are pigs.
or
Those commie bastard are such pigs.

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pigging

píg-in: anal sex with an obese man or woman.

Come on Fatty, let's have some pigging. I'll stick it right in your ass!

Fatty loved getting pigged in his ass.

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