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pillsbury cracker

a white person

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."

by madi2rare February 24, 2024


pillsburied

To have flaked out on someone.

To have skipped out on meeting someone

Where's Jake?

Oh, he says he's not coming

Damn, we got pillsburied.

by inteus April 6, 2014


Pillsbury Twink-Off

A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.

A pillsbury twink-off ensued when emily and angelwinters showed up.

by Goonie's Revenge October 4, 2023


Pillsbury showdown

Getting your belly button filled up with multiple jizz loads

During my gangbang everyone gave me a pillsbury showdown to see who could fill my belly button up first

by Stout biscuit August 23, 2019


Pillsburying

A term use to describe a heavyset person's unintended exposure of a protruding abdomen; a similarity between the dough that comes out from a fractured cylinder can of Pillsbury® Biscuits and the protruding abdomen.

"Hey look at that guy's belly, he's pillsburying."
"Man I am so fat in this picture, look I am pillsburying in this one."
"I better tuck in my shirt so not be seen pillsburying this crowd."

by David_Loraine February 17, 2007


pillsbury scale

The pillsbury scale is the level of attractiveness of an individual's abdomen based on how much their belly button inspires you to poke it.

The scale is mostly a phenominalogical experience and as a consequence has yet to be concretely defind.

Jerry is ranking high on the pillsbury scale today.

by Puhtooie February 18, 2019