a) when an artist sells atleast 3 million records
b) an insult to someone about their friend/family member's sex life. to say they went triple platinum by having sex with atleast 3 million people
a) yo, jay-z's last album went triple platinum
b) dennis's mom went triple platinum. that bitch still didn't fuck me though
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Striking out five times in one baseball game.
Arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he's got four Ks and it's only the seventh inning.
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A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.
Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!
Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!
Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.
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A bittorrent torrent consisting of over 9000 active seeders. Double platinum means over 18k seeders, triple platinum means over 27k, and so on, ad infinitum.
- Man! The latest Big Bang Theory episode is already triple platinum!
- Really? It's only been out there for like three hours. I thought it wouldn't be a platinum torrent yet.
Really good weed. Get it shredded, and it's the best shit ever. EVER.
Man this platinum kush is the SHIT!
At the apex of performing the "doggy style" sex position, remove the penis and ejaculate in the small of the reciever's back. Imediately after, the reciever is pushed off of the bed.
It is not necessary to mimic the noise of a seagull, but technically it should be done.
"Dude! Last night I totally gave her a platinum seagull; then told her to hit the road."
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1. Sitting on a toilet and unloading fecal matter into the bowl.
2. Using the restroom (#2).
The term "platinum" derives from an urban clothing line "FUBU". The name itself sounds like something that comes out of your ass (feces). FUBU then upgraded their clothing line to "Platinum FUBU". Hence, an upgraded shit. So, when you drop platinum you are unloading something really nasty. The term became, "dropping platinum fubu". It was too long to say, so it got shortened to "dropping platinum".
"Hold up, I gotta drop platinum."
"Wassup, what you up to?"
"Chillin, droppin platinum"
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