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When a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.
Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.
The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
6👍 3👎
A big for nothing bitch. In their natural habitat they can be found sucking major dick in the Toronto, Oh area… you can often find them struggling to get back up off of their knees due to the fact that they are so top heavy.
“Is that a fat hooker walking down the road?”
“Is it a homosexual cow?!”
“Oh… no. It’s just fat matt plumpkin.”
When you get head from your partner through a pumpkin on the toilet
Shawty just gave me the CRAZIEST plumpkin
While kneeling on the ground one person gives another head while the other drops a deuce and eats a moist pulled pork sandwich.
Dude, I totally gave Peyton Manning a plumpkin after the football game.
A halloweenesque derivative of the blumpkin. The receiving of a blow job while pinching a loaf into a pumpkin/jack-o-lantern.
I've received many a blumpkin from your mom, but tonight I was in the spirit of Halloween and thought to myself, what better time for a plumpkin.
An overweight homeless person that typically resides in the southern states of the U.S. 🇺🇸
Anna, you don’t need to give money to that plumpkin; however, you can give him some diet and exercise tips.
The of enjoying A delicious pumpkin spice latte while also enjoying a#2.
This morning‘s plumpkin was so enjoyable. Went down smooth, came out smooth. It’s definitely fall AF.