politics

Something that shouldn't be talked about with family and friends, it goes along with religon and other controversial topics, it's a quick way to piss of people and get in a fight.

Democrat: Abortion is THE RIGHT OF A WOMEN!!!
Republican: GOD SAYS IT'S A SIN, IT'S MURDER!!
Me: Mom, Dad can we just talk about school or something, god damn I hate politics

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political

An adjective used to describe actions or statements which are self-serving.
Political works typically involve half-truths (such as statistics), hidden motives, deceptiveness, faked integrity or sincerity, or false advertising via exaggeration.
These political actions are frequently immoral since they offer no regard for honesty or justice.

The student used political tactics to get an 'A' without learning anything.
The man wore a suit and tie to the job interview for political reasons.
The presidential candidate focused on the Latino vote and domestic issues for political reasons, hiding his real agenda.

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politics

the quote-unquote "refined" art of speaking, often for long periods of time, without actually saying anything.

Democrats and Republicans alike are masters of the art of politics.

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politics

Well it's like this.

Freedom is a log with a giant cross-cut saw laying acrossed it.At one end of the saw are the Democrats and at the other end are the Republicans.The Democrats pull it this way and the Republicans pull it that way.They keep this up until they've sawed the log in half.Then they go back to their Satanic occult black lodges and gay anal eachother cause they are faggots.

Freedom is just a word they used to take your freedom away from you.

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Polites

The Canadian version of Pilates. A system of exercises designed to improve physical strength, flexibility, and manners.

Excuse me there, eh, I'm terribly sorry, didn't mean to rush you so rudely, but I may be just a wee bit late for my Polites class.

politics

A form of “opinion” where someone shares how they feel of how a certain thing should be handled, then to be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEMOLISHED INTO DUST BY 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS WITH BLUE HAIR that suppose that their opinion is objectively correct.

“Hey Brian!”
“Oh, hey jimmy! Did you hear what they said on Fox News?”
“what”
“did you hear what they said on fox news”
“…”
“Jimmy?”
“y-you must d-d-die. How could you ever watch something I don’t, I have rightfully decided that you are automatically a racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, and a fat shamer”
“how the fuck does that make any sense”
“Because. Brian. I don’t like it when someone has a valid opinion. we’re not friends anymore”
“What the fuck, I just asked if you heard what they said how does relate in anyway to politics?”
“ur mom”

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Politics

Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.

I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.