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Koi Ponded

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby

Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim

by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cement pond

noun - an inground swimming pool.
entymology: from the Beverly Hillbillies show on tv used the term to describe their swimming pool.

Jethro: Hey Pa! I'm gonna take me a dip in the cement pond!

by Corn Flake October 29, 2006

50๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pond life

Pond life is a term mainly used by London blokes to decribe scum. Pond life could be a family shacked up in a cold smelly flat with the mum bed ridden, the man out of work and spending his benefits on cheap value beer and cannabis whilst 7 kids run around aimlessly smashing windows and swearing. They will probably have a pit bull for a dog who never gets walked and has actually experianced the effects of heroin. They will undergo there 'weekly' shop very rarely and will gather as less goods to merely survive.

Dave: You alrite steve,
Steve: Yeh mate just see fucking whats name.
Dave: Who?
Steve: Wayne Roberts?
Dave: Oh not that cunt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
Steve: Not wrong mate , proper pond.
Dave: Yeh proper pond life.

by Thomas Graham Alexander January 19, 2009

76๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dogs in the Pond

A variation of Dogs in the Tub; While banging someone who has a large vagina or "Loose Burger" due to child birth. A gentleman places his testicles inside the woman along with his penis. Thus making it easier for the entry of the 'Dogs'.

Ingrid was sad after she had a child because her beef curtains had been destroyed. Harvey cheered her up by putting his dogs in the pond.

by G.T. Collins June 13, 2009

62๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


pond scum

Worst possible word or phrase you can call a person. To be pond scum is be worse than any curse you can dream up. Pond scum is the shit of humanity. The worst of the worst and nothing can get any lower than this. Pedophiles, rapists and any kinds of abusers would be worthy of this title.

Rehmeyer was considered pond scum after abusing children and women.

by lgt January 19, 2008

95๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jamaica Pond

Jamaica Pond is part of the Emerald Necklace in Boston, and it is located in Jamaica Plain. Jamaica Pond, aka "JP pond" or simply "the pond", is a paradise to the few teenage JP residents that appreciate the pond's history, and it's eternal promise for adventure. The pond is beautiful, and it's dark water is generations full of secrets. The pond is a great home but is also very welcoming to those who are not indigenous to JP, so I recommend you check it out.

Hilary: Hey, what's going on later?
Gabe: Pond tonight?
Sydney: Absolutely
Brian: The pond is my favorite!
Jay: Yeah man - so clutch.
Nikoi: The pond is like a beautiful woman...
Dustin: How about we try something new?
Nicco: Nah man, you crazy!! Jamaica Pond is daa sheeeeet

by thehungryhungrycaterpillar February 25, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


across the pond

TransAtlantic; referring to a country on the opposite side of the Atlantic from the country where this is said. E.G. in America, saying "across the pond" would usually refer to England, and vice versa. However, it could also refer to Africa or continental Europe.

And when I do some broadcasting across the pond, I have to speak with my best British accent or they won't pay attention to me.

by jengajam24 April 16, 2010

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