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Poofter Pounder

A homo-sexual. One who inserts his penis into another mans rectum.

"It's the third time Jerry's gone to the bath-house this week.
I've never seen such a poofter pounder!"

by flabio17 October 21, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


poofter bash

A fun, family activity. Involves waiting in a car or van for a suitable homosexual male to appear, then bundling them into the vehicle, whereby they will spend the next few days being subjected to various forms of physical and emotional pain.

Andy: Gee, I look great in my new threads. I hope i don't get poofter-bashed again tonight. All those bloodstains really turned Peter off.

by Pedders April 29, 2005

76๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poofter Chook

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.

We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.

by Singapore Charlie June 13, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


poofter's feet

Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.

I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.

by PFeet June 6, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


poofter's picnic

A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.

"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."

by marlboroman May 3, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


poofter's death

Death by aids or buggery related incidents.

Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.

by aaaaaron G December 10, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


poofter bitch

Lesbian. Used prediminently by older Eastern European migrants with a low grasp of English.

You know why she's not married? Because she's a poofter bitch.

by the trick March 3, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž