A homo-sexual. One who inserts his penis into another mans rectum.
"It's the third time Jerry's gone to the bath-house this week.
I've never seen such a poofter pounder!"
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A fun, family activity. Involves waiting in a car or van for a suitable homosexual male to appear, then bundling them into the vehicle, whereby they will spend the next few days being subjected to various forms of physical and emotional pain.
Andy: Gee, I look great in my new threads. I hope i don't get poofter-bashed again tonight. All those bloodstains really turned Peter off.
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An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.
Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.
We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.
I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.
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Men with sensitive feet that requires constant cushions and pampering.
I can't stand on that hard concrete floor, the surface pressure is killing my feet! I think i've got poofter's feet.
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A poofter's picnic is a place you might be in when noone else is around.
"This place is a poofter's picnic, there's no cunt here."
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Death by aids or buggery related incidents.
Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.
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Lesbian. Used prediminently by older Eastern European migrants with a low grasp of English.
You know why she's not married? Because she's a poofter bitch.
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