pook

a person whose parents refuse to accept that they are not a kid anymore.

That guy must be such a pook if he still goes to the petting zoo with his parents.

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pook

1. (noun) A baby or small child fart.

2. (verb) To fart.

"I'm not sure if the baby pooped his diaper, or if it was just a pook."

"Oops! Excuse me, I pooked!"

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Pook

slang or derogatory term for a young member of the polish population, like a baby, or toddler; a small or young polak

{meaning derived from the game Balderdash; as interpreted by a high school student}

Bill: "Hey, I heard Kozlowski is having a kid,"
John: "Great, just what we need, another pook in the world."

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Pook

Really, really potent cannabis.

“Aye man where’d you get that? That’s some pook”

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Pook

A cop who you know and busted you earlier before.

Shit nigga, that pook busted me last time.

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Pookes

To Poo and Puke at the same time

Holy shit man, i'm sooo hungover that I have the Pookes

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Pooking

(v.) Act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.

I thought about going to my sister's house. But since I've been so tired, I've just been pooking here all day.

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