Random
Source Code
Random
a funny word your 3 year old son will interject into ANY conversation you are having regardless of it's content.
I love this poopy new dinner.
I'm gonna give you poop kisses because I love you so much.
I have a funny poop poop a doop thing to say to you, mom.
19👍 5👎
When you are smoking weed and some of the weed goes into your mouth.
Jim had a loose blunt, so when he inhaled he got pooped on.
80👍 33👎
poop is the random big lump of brown(maybe even baby green depending on what u ate) that can explode out of your ass making a nasty sound. its like a kick to your ass but the other way around!
Boy: mommy, my butt feels like it's just exploded!
Mom: Don't worry, that's just called poop. They come in many shapes, sizes, and colors!
Boy: Cool! I want another one!
25👍 9👎
brown (sometimes green) digested waste material that squeezes out of your bung hole
always make sure you dont leave any poop on the seat
1010👍 535👎
Forbidden Play-doh that is produced naturally by your own ass!
Timmy you don’t need play-doh, you have your poop to play with!
10👍 2👎
Brown stuff coming from your behind when your stomachs growl
12👍 3👎
Some types of poop include:
The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly.
The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like you gotta go, so you go, but it comes out in pellets.
The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out.
The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out literally like a branch off a tree.
The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable.
The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing.
The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there.
The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but hopefully you made it to the toilet.
Man, I just took a massive poop.
12👍 3👎