someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick
"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."
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An up and coming term for those lame sons of bitches who think they're kinky, but freak out and run away screaming as soon as shit gets real (literally).
"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."
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After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
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when engaged in sex in the whales eye you pull your cock out of her fanny and ram it in her mouth
Mary: i cant belive Lyle made me give him the poop dick wein suck, it tasted like shit, litterally.
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The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying
Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid
The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta
Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming
We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta
The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.
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Cinematographer Dick Pope's name mispronounced by Academy president Cheryl Boone Isaacs.
Dick Poop.. ah Dick Pope for Mr. Turner!
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