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Poopsicle

1. The result of of freezing feces by either defecating in extremely cold weather or by placing feces in the freezer.

2. A delicious summertime treat. Very easy to make.

3. A last resort weapon made from frozen feces that tapers off to a sharp point. Used for stabbing.

1. George: So how was Alaska, Richard?
Richard: I had a fantastic time, but I wouldn't want to live there. It was so freakin cold I was cranking out poopsicles.

2. (kid runs into kitchen) Mom! Mom! Can you buy me some poopsicles?
Mom: No need Honey! I'll go make one for you right now!
Kid: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

3. Never leave the igloo without your poopsicle, son. There are some bad neighborhoods by the pole.

by Prpldrnk June 29, 2009

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Poopsicle

When two people are doing anal and the one who receives it poops thin, more liquidity poop onto the penis. It's also said it you give a guy a poopsicle, you'd get good luck for a year and they'd get bad luck for a month. It's honestly disgusting but you laugh at whoever gets one.

Person 1:"People said Mary had trouble pooping, but she wasn't constipated or anything. It was just more liquidity "
Person 2: "Yea, so?"

Person 1: "Well, Mary and Joeb had sex and Mary have Joeb a poopsicle! Mary died from laughter and Joeb was in shame for the next day"

Person 2: "PSHHHH"

by Melissa On Crack June 30, 2018


poopsicles

A delicious treat for anyone on a hot summer day.

Guy 1: Man it’s real hot out.
Guy 2: hey, I have an idea, let’s get poopsicles!

by lil clorox April 3, 2019


Poopsicle

When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.

Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)

(also refer to Ass Gremlin)

"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly

"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.

"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" ; they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"

by Zachary Allen November 29, 2006

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Poopsicle

noun; taken from the old english ATM (ass to mouth). A poopsicle is the shit covered dick that is the by-product of ATM.

After recieving anal, Johnny gave Betty a Poopsicle.

by seers April 19, 2009

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Poopsicle

the act of having anal sex and then pulling out your dick to find a large round piece of poop around the head of your penis, resembling a popsicle

dude, i was fuckin him in the ass and when i pulled my dick out...there it was...a poopsicle...i guess he hadn't douched

by canadian dude March 22, 2007

9πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Poopsicle

The act of screwing a girl/guy(heh!)/ur partner, in the badunkadunk then taking out your p3n0r and putting it directly in their mouf.

Man...last night i poopsicled this girl and she was all puking all ova the place for like 30 mins. Heh, dude she won't shit right for a week.

by 133tb4tt0u54i June 18, 2004

6πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž