Pooty

a crazy nickname used when in a confusing situation

What now, pooty?

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pootie

1. One who takes pride in matters of flatulence and/or excrement.
2. Kommisioner of Metairie Playground Football, known for unusually high socks.

Pootie once displayed his catheter to me, and then let flee a fart as loud as a thunderclap.

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Pooty

hot bitches, usually virgins

yo man lets go to the mall and find some pooty

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pooty

shitty.

shit = poo, therefore, shitty = pooty.

"Man, I can't go to the concert tonight."
"Pooty."

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pooty

lesbian with a mommy kink

“I love when my girlfriend calls me mommy..”
“Okay pooty 😂”

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pootie

1) One who poots. 2)A small Norwegian fish.

I caught one hell of a pootie!

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pooty

When you crap in your pants.

David did a big pooty when he tried to fart.

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