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(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.
When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.
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The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.
Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..
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When you have an itchy/stinging butthole from not wiping very good after your last bowel movement
I have porcupine ass from that shit i took an hour ago.
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having anal sex with a male or female wearing a french tickler or studded cockring
I never had someone fuck me in the ass so good until the chocolate porcupine! I came for an hour and a half
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A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.
They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.
An Ubiquitous Porcupine is someone who is always annoyingly close. They're someone who you have way too much awkward eye contact, accidental run ins, and conversations but ins with. Typically, the U.P. will have annoying spiky hair that sticks up like a porcupine quills does. The U.P. just always seems to somehow appear wherever you decide to go, no matter how unlikely it is that they should be there.
The Ubiquitous Porcupine was everywhere they went, constantly haunting their lives.
A prickly porcupine is when a man shaves his beard and a woman shaves her vagina. They wait until they both have stubble before the man goes down on the woman and just rubs his face against her until a burning sensation happens.
Rob gave me the prickly porcupine and it was splendid and horrible at the same time!